Right, so getting to that whole “temperature is a measure of average speed of atoms,” what’s the average speed of atoms in 100 degrees Celsius boiling water vs 100 degree celsius steam? Or for that matter any solid at any given temperature compared to any gas of the same temperature? See what I mean when I said not intuitive?
Also, even in a vacuum a thermometer will eventually settle on a temperature it’ll just take longer to equalise.

















Sure but all three are colder than body temp