No deterrent when you’re butt ugly - system works as intended

That’s you with the bat isn’t it?

https://www.ctvnews.ca/edmonton/article/super-heavy-load-to-cause-traffic-delays-in-edmonton-area-northeast-alberta-this-weekend/

Found the Ork boy

I love that you got your childhood home back.

I always dreamed of getting my childhood home back but it’s just not in the cards. It was a beautiful acreage - the house sucked, but the property was what made it great. We had about 15 40 ft spruce trees in our yard, a dogwood hedge that would grow from 5 ft to 8 ft if you turned your back on it for more than 3 days (lol), tons of Aspen for a young Shovel to stomp around in, and a slough in the back for said Shovel to catch woodfrogs.

We sold to move into town a few years after my parents split.

Some dickhead moved in, built a big barn thing on one side of the property and cut the bottom branches of a lot of the spruce trees which ruined a lot of the privacy the place had.

I always wanted to move back, rip the house down and build my own house on it. Instead, I moved my young family to a small town about 15 minutes from where I grew up. I still get the country feel and the connection with the landscape I longed for, even though it’s not exactly the same, and we have a new-build house.

I guess I did ok.

Somebody ban this guy

You get a pass. That’s a legit reason

A man of culture

I could get behind sandals. I had back issues for years and sometimes the only thing that helped when I was in the kitchen were slippers with a good rubber sole. Even then it kind of felt like kissing your sister - kinda good, but the good didn’t out weigh the moral shame

This is exactly it. I’m mostly in the sock camp, and only wear slippers at my computer in the basement.

Bare feet is somehow almost as bad as shoes, the only caveat is if you show up in sandals

What does this turn out to be again?

You don’t lose socks - the dryer makes extras out for lint in an attempt to please its master

The body language on the right 2/3rds of the picture is diabolical

You get it. scratches arm It’s not an addiction, I can stop whenever I want!

I love this reference so much. For context, I’m on my 4th readthrough of the series.

Yes, you read that right.

I’m just imagining giantess pierced nipples

My day has markedly improved. I be in my bunk

Gorilla war

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

kitties don’t do any harm

This. My wife loves warm light, but I dislike it. I find my visual acuity better under daylight lights, and find myself cursing if I’m trying to work on something (screws in kids toys or whatever)

I did not have sex with President Donald Trump. He did not suck my dick - that was the horse’s. I see how you could get them confused though.