If GH can stand for P as in hiccough, OUGH can stand for O as in dough, PHTH can stand for T as in phthisis, EIGH can stand for A as in neighbor, TTE can stand for T as in gazette, and EAU can stand for O as in plateau, then you could write “potato” as “ghoughphtheightteeau”.

This makes me wonder if there’s a h33a abbreviation…

"Use coupon code NOMOBLOOD to get one free(*) bottle of water(**)!

(*) Promo valid only on purchases of $1000 or more

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I accidentally 0.3 away. Is this dangerous?

My colorblind ass eyes say green/sky blue

I’m not gullible.

(I’m mad that even though I disabled animations in Voyager, it’s animating the thumbnail anyway)

Basically what I think of Simpsons “predictions”.

Matt Groening isn’t some kind of clairvoyant. He just knows history and recognizes patterns.

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Can u get pregante if use condom men?

No…! Not the pineapple under the sea! 😭

Comdonents? Condoments? Condiments?

To build more, you’d need a Foreman

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Just to clarify, I’m not British.

But what @I_Fart_Glitter said.

It’s for storing Juan megabyte

He’s burning in hell. I’m savoring a delicious onion sandwich in celebration. What could be better?

TBH, onion sandwich is delicious. Never tried with cheese tho

(Just sliced onion and a lil bit of oil (I use soy oil because it’s what we use, and it’s cheap here, but I guess olive oil may work) in a baguette. You can add a pinch of salt or pepper if you want)

You are just finding things where there’s none